...................................................Sheena's Jokes......................................................If you have any good jokes mail them to Sheena at ......ukindia@innotts.co.uk
From Steve Herzfeld
What did the Yogi say to the hotdog vendor in New York?
Make me one with everything.
Why did the Yogi refuse the gift of a vacuum cleaner for his hermitage?
Too many attachments
From Safeen
Q:- What do you call a blind dinasaur?
A:- Doyouthinkhesawrus !
Two biscuits are crossing the road . One gets run over by a car. The other turns round and says 'Oh crumbs !! ' - sent in by Vikram .
Mummy tomato is crossing the road with baby tomato. Baby tomato is a bit slow and gets run over by a car. Mummy tomato turns round and says 'Ketchup!'
There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other I hope you know how to drive this thing !
Person A . 'Do you remeber the guy who was so organised he got all his work done by friday ?
Person B . ' No . did he study with us.?
Person A . 'Crusoe.
Person B .' Who?'
Person A. 'Robinson Crusoe ! '
There are two cows in a field and one says "moo". The other says "Funny I was just about to say that !"
There are two cows in a field . One says " So are you worried about this mad cow disease ?"
The other says "Of course not . I am a chicken !"
Q. Why is six afraid of seven ?A. Because seven eight nine !
Q.What did one wall say to another ?A. I will meet you at the corner !
A. How do you fit four lions into a mini car ? B. I dont know , how do you ?
A. Two in the front and two in the back . How do you fit four tigers into a mini?
B. I dont know .
A. I just told you.
B.Ok two in the front and two in the back.
A.No its already full.!