This is a new form of robbery . It started in London and has now spread. Gangs of robbers enter a shop create a lot of confusion while their colleagues run off with videos etc. Its all over in a few seconds before anyone has time to figure out. One shop had over a thousand pounds taken in 12 seconds.
Air Curry
Ghulam Noon who has pioneered the manufacture of Indian food in bulk will open the first Indian restaurant at Heathrow terminal one . Only mild curries will be sold.
Stabbed each other many times.
The coroner has decided that a 56 year old Asian man in Leicester and his 20 year old daughter died after stabbing each other many times. They were found in a pool of blood at home.
BSE in Milk
Dr Narang has warned that mad cow disease can be spread via milk from infected cows.
Britain the longest working nation .
At 43 hrs per week ( even more if part timers are excluded ) the British people have become the longest working and almost the lowest paid in Europe. Now the govt is fighting European law which mandates that from 1999 all workers should have a max 48 hrs a week (except transport workers , doctors , managers ...) and 4 weeks holidays a year. There is a lot of evidence that the longer the working week , the more inefficient the method of working and the lower the wages.
Patient sues doctors for making him better !
Cyril Smith a patient has been granted legal aid ( from the govt) to sue his doctors for making him better ! Three years ago he was diagnosed as having advanced cancer and told he would have only three months to live . So he quit his $500 a week job but doctors did not give up hope and chemotherapy and radiotherapy was so successful that he is still alive. He is now suing them for compensation saying that their wrong prognosis has cost him a lot of money.
Night in prison nets £100,000 ($150,000) .
A jury has awarded the above sum to a woman who was arrested on the complaints of her neighbours for making loud noises in her house. The police did not give her time to change her nightdress and kept her in prison overnight. She sued for wrongful arrest and racial abuse. Soon the police will be too scared to arrest anybody . The above sum needs to be compared to the £5000 for loss of an eye in criminal damage to victims.
Cardiac Arrest
This is a cult hit medical series which is very politically incorrect to say the least ! , but very true to life. All the doctors below consultant level are overworked and always breaking down under the stress . The nurses make sure they give them even more , much of what they should be doing themselves. Nobody who is being resucitated ever makes it ! . The managers are always trying to conspire against the conscientious doctors and force them out because they oppose their never ending cost cutting . The Asian doctor is always trying to bed any pretty nurse or patient ....and so on . It is probably too controversial ever to be shown in America ..
Police win big damages
About 20 policeman who helped rescue people trapped in a surging crowd at a football match where some spectators died have won over $3million in damages for post traumatic stress. Relatives of the victims who died got about $3000 each on average.
Contract on a stray cat
A British manager of a big warehouse lost his £28000 job when he hired two hit men to get a stray cat. the cat used to set off the bruglar alarm and one night he had to get out of bed twice and drive to the warehouse when the police called him after the alarm went off.
He put out a contract on the cat and two hit men arrived and blasted at it with an air gun . The cat fled, was caught and the hit men said they released it in the forest but there is suspicion that they dispatched him to kitty heaven in the sky. Police are considering charging all three with cruelty to animals.
Keith Vaz sues.
Keith the Labour Member of Parliament is to sue the Sun newspaper for making allegations that he tried to have a white man barred from a race relations job on the grounds of his ethnicity.
Krishna's fined
The Hare Krishna temple has been fined more than £30,000 for holding Hindu festivals in their village without permission.
Asian girl comes top.
Suchita Shah aged 15 came top in the whole country beating nearly 200,000 other children in English Language and Literature. She gained 8 starred As and 2 straight As . Can do better Suchita !